Norwich 1 Watford 3
Captain Canary I can understand, every team needs a mascot. I will tolerate you.
Splat the cat? I loathe you. I see no point in your existence. Especially when you come on the pitch at half time, we're 0-2 down and you start poncing about with the Captain looking like you're having fun. I don't care how much they are paying you. It's wrong.
The Silver fox watches Watford warm up for a second half against a tired and effete City.
He's been doing this for years
The groundstaff sort out the divots at half time.
I have some questions. Questions I have had in mind for about 25 years.
How much do they get paid?
What do they do for the rest of the week? Do they look after the pitches at Colney and turn up at Carra Rud?
How do you get that job?