I was at the dump on Sunday emptying half a tree into the 'bits of tree' bin.
A bloke I'd never seen before made some dump type comment to which I replied "Yes, my wife does all the gardening and I have to clear it up".
"At least you've got a wife" and then he started sniffing.
That was awkward.
Also, alot of the kids I went to school with, the kids with 'issues', they have ended up as police officers.