Reasons to move to England.

I think the coffee machine is about to die and I cant be bothered to spend $30 on a new one. looks like it's coffee to go from now on.

Frau Random Doubt just got her UK visa.

YES!

That's right!

His Majesty St Tony of Blair just sealed the deal and has offically invited the missus to go and live in the green and pleasant land.

Offical like.

By the way it took less than a week for all the visa stuff to be worked out.

LESS THAN A WEEK.