Look at this!
OK, for those of you unfamiliar or a bit rusty on your East Anglian rivalries allow me to recap.
I am of Norfolk.
Norfolk above Suffolk.
In every way better.
Some years ago a number of political organisations were formed to promote Norfolk as a cultural and political entity free of the yoke of English imperialism. The leading light in this quest for independence was the NLA. The Norfolk Liberation army. I have never blogged this before because it's very existence is open to interpretation and doubt.
They say it is an autocratic cell based organisation dedicated to all things Norfolk. At least it was until Mad Nathan moved to London and Gary's van got stolen.
Anyway, one of the main goals of this group was (and is) the southward expansion of Norfolk's border with it's oldest foe, Suffolk.
And now, it seems that Suffolk is inviting us in to take over one of it's poorest boroughs.
The southerners have decided that they are unable to care for their own, and need economic, political and cultural support.
It seems to be a shame that our democratically elected representatives here in Norfolk seem so short sighted and are less than keen about making this historic step, the first step on a path to conquest and glory.
Next stop Southwold and Walberswick.