in rough running order.
Crack of dawn phonecall with my boss, he's out today, as are several other key staff.
Ranty shouting moment with very non key member of staff as she discovers others are not in today. I am offended but say very little, some people need to shout, very early in the day, at me.
Lovable supply teacher needs me to fix something right now, right this minute please.
Tommy's mum can't do his homework.
Normally sane staff member is distinctly 'off'.
Very enthusiastic parent is very enthusiastic just when I needed a moment of calm.
Lunchtime, double helpings of fish related stuff and chips!
Swimming pool with windows open which allows noxious fumes to dipserse without actually killing anyone.
Parents assembly passes off quickly and without a hitch.
Phonecall with weeping staff member, will she , wont she make it in on Monday?
Henry and I stroll over the lane to watch what I hope will turn out to be a hot air balloon crash.
Disappointed, we stroll home as balloon makes yet another gradual ascent over the rooftops.
Back home I encounter aggressive door to door begging (what is this? Tudor London?)
Following begging moment , call the cops 'non emergency' line, apparently this beggar has been all over town. This prompts the question, Slow moving beggar with minimal charm verses high tech modern police service. Surely?
Moment of zen, mowing the lawn as the sun goes down, then sipping a cold one.