Thursday, April 27, 2006

I don't do memes but.....

....a dear friend tagged me so why not?

1. Never in my life: have I killed a man in cold blood.

3. High School was: an excercise in power sharing against a backdrop of agricultural machinery.

4. When I'm nervous: I get flaky skin.

5. My hair: is terribly blonde.

6. When I was 5: Zbigniew Brzezinski was advising President Carter.

7. Last Christmas: Me and the missus cooked everybody a gert lush dinner.

8. When I turn my head left, I see: Sunlight streaming through an open window.

9. I should be: working.

10. When I look down I see: President Carter (no, it's at a wierd angle)

12. If I were a character on Friends I'd be: The one who guns down the entire cast.

13. I have a hard time understanding: Serbo Croat.

14. Take my advice: be punctual and don't ask questions.

15. My ideal breakfast is: Bacon and eggs

16. If you visit the place I grew up: The chances are that you wouldn't understand a bloody word anybody said ever.

17. If you spend the night at my house: You will hear kids arguing in the street below.

18. I'd stop my wedding if: We ran out of booze.

19. The world could do without: fascism.

20. Most recent thing you've bought yourself: a wristwatch.

21. Most recent thing someone else bought for you: guitar lessons (thanks love)

Kind of dribbled off at the end. Sorry about that.

2 comments:

Wes said...

Does this mean you've killed a man in self defense?

debbie said...

Cool thanks for answering my tag
Too funny!
Guitar lessons!? cool!