....a dear friend tagged me so why not?
1. Never in my life: have I killed a man in cold blood.
3. High School was: an excercise in power sharing against a backdrop of agricultural machinery.
4. When I'm nervous: I get flaky skin.
5. My hair: is terribly blonde.
6. When I was 5: Zbigniew Brzezinski was advising President Carter.
7. Last Christmas: Me and the missus cooked everybody a gert lush dinner.
8. When I turn my head left, I see: Sunlight streaming through an open window.
9. I should be: working.
10. When I look down I see: President Carter (no, it's at a wierd angle)
12. If I were a character on Friends I'd be: The one who guns down the entire cast.
13. I have a hard time understanding: Serbo Croat.
14. Take my advice: be punctual and don't ask questions.
15. My ideal breakfast is: Bacon and eggs
16. If you visit the place I grew up: The chances are that you wouldn't understand a bloody word anybody said ever.
17. If you spend the night at my house: You will hear kids arguing in the street below.
18. I'd stop my wedding if: We ran out of booze.
19. The world could do without: fascism.
20. Most recent thing you've bought yourself: a wristwatch.
21. Most recent thing someone else bought for you: guitar lessons (thanks love)
Kind of dribbled off at the end. Sorry about that.