third grade ramblings.

School secretary misheard through the crackly classroom speaker.
"on May 2nd are you out the whole day?"

kids: "Alcohol day?"
"Is May 2nd alcohol day?"
"Are you drinking alcohol all day on May 2nd?"
"get the beers in"

later,
Kid #1 "was Ford a general or a president?"
Kid #2 "he was Gerald Ford, he was both"