You want to funk up your beans-on-toast? You want to add some jazz to your pauper meals? You want to revibe after yet another bloody day of all being in it together?
I think this may be what you have been looking for.
Heinz beans, simmered over a hob, with a good pinch of chilli powder for some extra soul.
All being said, it brightens up those dull Tuesday evenings.