... we're potty training the wee hen.
It's only Monday but it's already turning into a very long week.
Every twenty minutes the bell goes and we clap our hands and dance and sing "IT'S POTTY TIME!!!"
Then one of us joins him in the loo with a massive Richard Scarry book whilst he does whatever he decides to do.
Mostly he joins in the routine, sometimes he does not.
It's one way to pass the day.
There has been bribery.