Last weekend I spent a lot of money (almost a tenner!!!) on a full english.
It was, OK. I suppose. Sort of.
This morning I spent 3.75 at a leading supermarket cafe.
Bloody delicious!
Look, don't mess about with mushrooms, poncy bread and wierd trendy stuff, give me thick white sliced buttered toast, beans, two sausages, two bacon, one egg, black pudding and lots of tea. Thank you.
The lady who brought it to me ( in under 10 minutes) apologised for the delay (What delay??) " Sorry that's taken so long, my toast has been rubbish today" I loved this, so english!
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