Showing posts with label country life. Show all posts
Showing posts with label country life. Show all posts

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Happy Christmas!!

Enjoy!
We'll be eating, drinking and rolling around on the floor. And of course, that most brilliant of English Christmas traditions, on Boxing day we will locate a hard to drive to, freezing  beach and walk along it for a couple of hours.
Glad tidings to you and yours.

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Crikey O'Reilly!

What a completely mental day!

First, The Wee Hen trips over in the back yard, cuts his top lip. Blood everywhere! Huge top lip swollen to Carbrooke! Of course, he's absolutely fine but it's a bit of a shocker.

Did I mention the fantastic weather had been washed away by some Test Match special wet weather and grey skies?
Yeah, try house arrest with a 16 month old with a swollen lip.

Second, the weather, oh, it's turned to poo.

Third, Frau Random Doubt has been poisoned by the Silver Fox. She's had a jippy tummy all day following some parental entertainment last night.

Fourth, The fucking car started smoking!

ON THE INSIDE!

Right where the steering column is.

It's not this year's model but we keep it in good order and get it serviced as often as is proper. We have also had the 'talk'. Both Frau Random Doubt and I are retired smokers and are as aware of the dangers as anyone. It's the disapointment that hurts.

Anyway, We were entering the car park of the Sainsbury centre so I pulled over, away from other vehicles just in case the rollerskate was gonna blow, evacuated Frau Random Doubt and the Wee Hen and called my Dad. He collected us a couple of hours later (after we had been around the exhibits and had a cup of tea) and after some consultation with Terry down at the garage and some minor poking under the bonnet I was told to drive to Terry's garage without indicating (we think it's the indicator fuse in the steering column that has been getting all smokey) You will be pleased to know that FRD and the Wee Hen travelled with the Silver Fox in safety whilst I flew the old girl back on a wing and a prayer and no indicating.

After a difficult bedtime I decided that I'd treat myself to a burn on the bike.



At least when you run and something goes wrong when you are 6 miles from home on the wrong end of a brilliantly muddy country track you don't have to walk home with a broken mountain bike.

Bugger.

Monday, March 03, 2008

How to distract teacher

Comments overheard after the class noticed what was going on just outside the classroom door.

"Are they?"

"Jordan's cat is going to have kittens"

"Get a room!"

"Cat's don't get rooms, they get bushes"

"That poor lady cat"

"Is that legal?"

"This is even worse than the hares." This refers to the wildlife video we watched which began with frolicking hares and ended in bunny porn.




The most amusing thing was this show carried on, the two cats in question indulged in their sexual adventures outside the door, a few minutes later outside the window (the blinds of which I attempted to close but they jammed which attracted the attention of the whole class. Again). After break they were at it agin, on a picnic bench by the peace garden. Nice.